- Tandoor isn’t authentic!
- I’m having fun but still losing my sanity!
- It’s all fun until you take orgo!
- Panera coffee is overrated!
- I sleep during lectures!
- I don’t go to lectures!
- Who wants a White Claw?!
- GPA is a farce!
- Roll Shooters on Wednesday night!
- You’re all gonna be in debt!
- Who wants my major shirt? I’m switching majors tomorrow!
- You have to pay for laundry here!
- Long live Daddy Price!
- Everything is completely and absolutely fine!