April Fools 2022

Things I want to Scream at Prospective Duke Students During Tours

  • Tandoor isn’t authentic!
  • I’m having fun but still losing my sanity!
  • It’s all fun until you take orgo!
  • Panera coffee is overrated!
  • I sleep during lectures!
  • I don’t go to lectures!
  • Who wants a White Claw?!
  • GPA is a farce!
  • Roll Shooters on Wednesday night!
  • You’re all gonna be in debt!
  • Who wants my major shirt? I’m switching majors tomorrow!
  • You have to pay for laundry here!
  • Long live Daddy Price!
  • Everything is completely and absolutely fine!


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